The Swoop

HOW DO YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING LIKE THIS ???

Just Another Day @ Selwyn Pub

This terrible sense of style speaks for its self ..........

My Personal Fav - NorthFace, loafers, snug jeans and a mean one-sider.

I Bring You - "The Tallahassee Toss"

A not so distance cousin of The Carolina Swoop but equally as disturbing.  I bring you "The Tallahassee Toss".  Just a horrible thing to look at.  Try to imagine the misguided mind and idea that is supposed be cool.  I have only been told of this fashion faux pas but I trust my source and never wish to witness these terrible loafs in person.  You remember that MTV show "Two A Day's"  Your never going to imagine where that took place ..... I'll give you one guess.

Lego Head aka The Carolina Swoop

I've had many question regarding the term "lego head".  I am going to explain this with a simple picture.  I swear I saw these guys at Selwyn Pub the other night.  This is the definition of "The Carolina Swoop"

The Initial Swoops - Dilworth Neighborhood Grill - Charlotte NC

I find my self asking the same questions each and every day.  How do you leave the house with a salad that looks this bad?  I have decided to invest a generous portion of my savings in blow dryers because they are getting a tone of play here in the city of Charlotte.  Lets not forget, each of these terrible swoop style haircuts were carefully designed and crafted in a bathroom near you.  The most disturbing thing about each of these lego heads is that they left the house thinking they looked like a million bucks.